An Operatic Skeleton

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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theniftyfifties:

Carmen Dell’Orefice in evening wear for Harper’s Bazaar, October 1957.

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zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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me: *puts in headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation

“Gary actually came around the next morning, because we lived near each other at the time, and he said, ‘Have you seen the new book? We’ve got a lot of work to do, mate.’ He was quite happy, and I didn’t know how to break it to him. So I said, ‘Have you actually read it yet, Gaz?’ ‘No, just flicked through it.’ A few days later I’m in makeup and he comes in and sits down and goes, ‘Have you heard the news?’ ‘What’s that, Gaz?’ ‘It’s terrible fucking news’ ‘What is it?’ ‘You know how everyone is talking about who dies in book five? It’s fucking me! This woman puts the poor bastard in prison for 12 years, brings him back for a few scenes, and then she kills him!’”

hushsoundislove:

David Thewlis on Gary Oldman finding out Sirius dies in ‘Order of the Phoenix’

Aw, my poor baby. :(

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Off to do algebra… (HELP ME)

I like to think that Hedwig didn’t die. She only got injured,and is currently looking for Harry.

softspokensparrow:

I’m coming Harry..!!

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kyoukinohana:

thepunygodofmischief:

hulksmashes:

“cap”

“cap”

“what is it bruce”

“hulk like cap smell”

“bruce, please stop”

“does hulk smell patriotism”

“stawp Bruce.”

“Dat’s gay”

“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”

“what happened to us?’

“what am I doing here?”

“what’s gay?”

“the fuck is this?”

“the fuck is that?”

“help”

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Have you ever tried to do a Harry Potter Spell?

wehavedirectioninfection:

heyfunniest:

we all have

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Hi! I'm Meghan, I am a 15 year old girl from a small town in Ohio that I hate with a burning passion and I hope to leave when I turn 18. I love music and reading and my favorite bands change fairly often but Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, Cobra Starship, My Chemical Romance, Fun. and All Time Low are some of my favorites right now. Feel free to message me with whatever because I love talking to people!
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